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    Talking Why Am I So Tired

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:

    I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:

    The population of this country is 273 million
    · 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    · There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    · Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
    · 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    · Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    · At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    · Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work..
    · You and me.


    And there you are sitting on your BUTT, staring at your computer, reading jokes.


    Nice. Real nice.





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    Thats good. But it just leaves you know, I quit

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    by the time i retire there will be no money

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    Quote Originally Posted by RX951
    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of SHEEP, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:

    I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:

    The population of this country is 273 million
    140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work..
    You and me.


    And there you are sitting on your BUTT, staring at your computer, reading jokes.


    Nice. Real nice.







    Nice one Billy Dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WATER WOODY
    Nice one Billy Dawg!
    Aaaahhha its all getting clearer now why Woody's a getter done kind a guy cause in his neck of the WOODS there's no lack of hit_it.gif SHEEP

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    Drink more water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H204YOU
    Aaaahhha its all getting clearer now why Woody's a getter done kind a guy cause in his neck of the WOODS there's no lack of hit_it.gif SHEEP


    gosh durn that was funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by RX951
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    guess I need to get off this computer and get back to work..

    SSgt James.


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