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    Another 100mph jetski

    I am up at Sam Rayburn this weekend doing some riding and relaxing. Yesterday afternoon I pulled up at a sandy beach to pop a cold one and watch the sun set. There was a boat at this beach with two men and two women, probably in their late 40's in age. We were just shooting the breeze about jetski's and boats, and we talked about the jetski and boat rental business me and my brother used to have. It turns out they used to rent the pontoon boat from us.

    What we talked about next ended up turning ugly. One of the guys says he has a jetski that runs 104mph. He said its a bored out and ported Seadoo. He says he has so much money that he sent it back to Seadoo and paid them to make it go 100. I asked him on the GPS or speedometer? He said speedo, but it will run 100 on radar. I told him to bring it out tommorow (today), and we will see how it does against my 97, or my 03. You know pick your poison, which one do you want to get beat by. They are all drunk and they all start ganging up on me, telling me they have alot of money and they will buy my ski. One guy really starts to get mad and his wife says " I don't like this guy, he thinks we are lying". I told them I will be back and can't wait to see your 100 mph 3-seater Seadoo.


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    Dang

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    Too funny. I hate being sober around a bunch of drunks.

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    hahah so typical, little do they know your an old school GH member.

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    I really hope you bring someone with you tomorrow to take a video of the race. Hope your ski wins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97GPSLEEPER View Post
    One of the guys says he has a jetski that runs 104mph. .
    I remember my first beer.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97GPSLEEPER View Post
    One guy really starts to get mad and his wife says " I don't like this guy, he thinks we are lying".
    Why the hell didn't you wip out the "pimp hand"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97GPSLEEPER View Post
    he says he has so much money that he sent it back to Seadoo and paid them to make it go 100.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KirkF350 View Post
    Why the hell didn't you wip out the "pimp hand"?
    I just took my sunglasses off and gave her the Evil Dago Look and flexed my left pectorial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 97GPSLEEPER View Post
    I just took my sunglasses off and gave her the Evil Dago Look and flexed my left pectorial.

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