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    Talking Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
    of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be
    almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
    someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
    simply using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
    for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
    use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
    button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
    will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
    forget about the toothache.

    Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
    are:
    You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


    Remember:
    1. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    2. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
    3. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
    4. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never
    know when you might need them to empty your bedpan


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