Thread: Ethel in the nursing home
08-21-2006, 08:09 AM #1
Ethel in the nursing home
Ethel in the Nursing Home
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Kenneth stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and halt it up to him. "OK", he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Wilbur popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Wilbur nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am.".
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Clarence stepped out in front of her, butt-naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his
hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that damn Breathalyzer
(NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!)
08-21-2006, 08:11 AM #2
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