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    Talking Rectum Deodorant - Possibly The Best Blonde Joke Ever !

    RECTUM DEODORANT - POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !
    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
    deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
    don't
    sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
    Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
    stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
    "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
    "But I always buy it here," says the blonde
    "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
    "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the
    container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to
    her,
    "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
    Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
    the
    container -
    " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "


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    if it stinks dont touch it ,if it smells like perfume they are trying to hide something

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