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    Talking Absolutely funny !

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds ayoung couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by RX951
    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds ayoung couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

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    HAHAAAA!!! That's hilarious!

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    Where the hell do you guys get some of these jokes from?

    ......or I hope that wasn't a true story.

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    i have read that in a email lol but i got something that yall may not have seen. click the link watch the videos you will laugh your ass off

    http://www.suburbanautogroup.com/ou/...e=a_aboutus_tv

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    Can a trunk monkey work on GPRs? I know they do Sea Doos.

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    its funny **** isnt it LMAO

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    OH SNIT!!!!!! RUN DUDE QUICK!!!!!

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    Lol

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