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    New Purina Dog Food Diet

    This is for all you jet skiers that need to lose a few pounds so that
    your speeds increase! From a friend of mine:

    "I have 2 Labrador retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the new Purina Diet again. Although, I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But I had lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or 2 every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was gonna try it again.

    I have to mention here that pratically everyone in line behind me was by now enthralled with the story. Especially a guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been posioned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out of the store."

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    OMFG!!!! Funny Sh*t man.

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