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    The jokes have started

    It was just reported that Phil Mickelson
    > contacted
    > > Tiger's wife to pick
    > > >up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
    > > >
    > > >______
    > > >
    > > >Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many
    > times
    > > she hit him.
    > > >She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down
    > for a
    > > 5."
    > > >
    > > >_______
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of
    > expensive
    > > cars. Now he
    > > >has a hole-in-one.
    > > >
    > > >______
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >What's the difference between a car and a golf
    > > ball? Tiger can
    > > >drive a ball 400 yards.........
    > > >
    > > >______
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at
    > 2.30 in
    > > the morning?
    > > >They went clubbing
    > > >
    > > >______
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a
    > tree. He
    > > couldn't
    > > >decide between a wood and an iron
    > > >


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    He has a great short game,but needs to work on his driving.

    The only person that has been able to beat Tiger holding a club is his wife.

    Tiger needs to learn you don't Drink and Drive,you might hit a fire hydrant and spill it.

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    What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians! Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood. Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. ...

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    Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

    Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway

    Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger has been spraying his balls everywhere.

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

    Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

    What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

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    hehe
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    Reports of Elin Woods using a 3 Iron are false, she was tring to hit the $hit out of a driver

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    It's a JEEP thing...You wouldn't Understand dirtdude35's Avatar
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    that is just not right but it is funny

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