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    Biker dude!

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
    Biker Dude are all walking together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
    out of it. I will give each of you one wish, which is three
    wishes in total',
    says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
    I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
    fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
    Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
    Americans or Canadians
    an come into our precious land.'
    POOF! Again, with the blink
    of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    around those countries.

    The Biker says, 'I am very curious.

    Please tell me more about this wall..'

    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000
    feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
    Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
    smiles and says,

    'Fill it with water.'


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    SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE QUICKER Keddano's Avatar
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    Then it would be a perfect place for Jet ski races.Hot and sunny all the time and smooth water.

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    Nice! I can donate some extra hose I have! Lee

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