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    Red face Mowing and Beer

    Mowing and Beer
    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
    watching my wife mow the lawn.
    The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
    over and shouted at me,
    "You should be hung!"
    I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my
    lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the
    eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.
    That's why she cuts the grass."


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    hahaha

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    heheeeeeeeeeeeee

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    hehe good stuff

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    ...and then tell the neighbor not to talk with her mouth full.

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    should have handed the neighbor the weedwacker and told her to shut up and start near the fence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbzonk
    should have handed the neighbor the weedwacker and told her to shut up and start near the fence.

    lmao, no--- tell her where it's at, dont get it for her... she can get it.

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