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    Twas the night befor xmas

    Twas the night before xmas and all thru the house ,not a jet ski were buzzing, not even a mouse, the owner winterized them with care, with the hopes of saint nick would soon be there!.

    All the stockings were stuffed with care ,not to damage the new reeds cages that were there!, All the skiers were sleeping with lanyards in hand, with dreams of grates and props dancing in thier heads.

    And mamma in her kerchief and I in my cap, Had just settled down for long winters nap.

    When out on the lawn there rose such a clutter, I sprang from my bed to see whats the matter, Away to the window I flew like a flash,tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new calm waters, when to my eyes should appear, but a new Jetski and 8 place trailer!. With a little ol driver so swift n quick , it had to be Santa on Pro that quick!

    And he whistled and called them by name. Now CRAZY, now LUGS,now Photocraft now Star! on Keddano!,on Beerdart,on Exlint and Jkindt!

    To the top of the dock, to the top of the wake! Get on your skis and make a wake!


    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."


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    I'm feeling naturally aspirated today pirate33's Avatar
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    Ha, hitting the eggnog a 'ittle bit .......but alass it has RUM IN IT!

    "Happy Polaris Christmas to all, and to all Polaris kids a good night!"

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    Thats great! You must have too much time on your hands! Or too much special egg-nog!!!

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    Real high :d:d:d

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    I think I was on no. 3 or 4? ..lol Spiced rum!

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