Thread: The Awkward Sunburn
09-01-2006, 06:49 AM #1
The Awkward Sunburn
THE AWKWARD SUNBURN
> To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the
> rooftop of his
> apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan
> lines, he sunbathed in the
> nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.
> Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot
> blonde, he applied some
> ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
> The blonde showed up at his apartment and after
> dinner they went into the
> living room to watch a movie.
> During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to
> hurt. After several
> minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be
> A friend had told him that milk was very effective
> in reducing sunburn pain.
> So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of
> cold milk, and placed his
> sunburned member into the milk. He experienced
> immediate relief.
> The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing,
> wandered into the
> kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed
> in the glass of milk.
> With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed,
> "So that's how you load
> those things!"
09-01-2006, 10:10 AM #2
09-03-2006, 04:08 PM #3
09-03-2006, 08:21 PM #4
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09-07-2006, 09:23 PM #5Originally Posted by Pale Rider
very nice- almost better than the blonde puzzle joke
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