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    FUNNY READ (part 2)

    This guy just doesn't stop! now he stats its been on a water dyno and makes OVER 240 horses...

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/bar/1556844053.html


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    Where in Underworld is there a freaking PWC? All I remember is Kate Beckinsale's butt in those leather pants.

    BTW, what the hell is a 951SS?

    I wonder if he would take a hundred bucks to stop lying in his adds?

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    "THIS SKI HAS A SOLICE10/20 PROP WITH A R&R IMPELLER"

    does he not realize that a prop IS the impeller? and again with "solice."

    "THIS SKI HAS BEEN ON SEVERAL MOVIES LIKE XXX,UNDERWORLD,ALSO SEVERAL WEB SITS LIKE PWC.COM.....WAVEJUNKIES.COM AND ASLO JETSKIS.COM"

    i dont remember a PWC in either one of those movies. it was probably on those websites because it was broke and he couldn't fix it because he doesn't know s*** about PWC's.

    what a moron

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    "THE ONLY LAST THING I NEVER BOUGHT WAS AN OUT-TAKE AND A NEW FRONT BUMPER THAT WOULD ADD ANOTHER 5HORSES"


    Front bumpers add 5 horses????????

    So in therory it could have 245 hp? Awesome sweet deal

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    Unreal.

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    wtf is an out-take? I'm gonna order an xpl front bumper for my spx so i can gain 5mph.

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    I think he meant his ski was in the movie "Underwater" XXX-rated. Where there's 240 horses on some guy named Tom-Tom?

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    He replied to my email... more funny read.

    UNDERWORLD???? Wasn't that a vampire movie? So. did you buy the out-take and front bumper?? Cause your ad states "the only last thing I NEVER bought was....
    Very confusing to read..
    Please post or send pictures of this D&D/RADMOTOR 951SS??????

    No u must be mistaken it was in a short film called underworld in 2002.also from the aution I bought it at they said it was in xxx it was the black ski.the motor is from brp and has several upgrades like the pistons and crank and flame arrestors.also the head is off a gtx.I was mistaken by 80 mph it will do ruffly 71 on gps ran it in Florida in a lake this past weekend.would u like to buy it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jersey785 View Post
    I think he meant his ski was in the movie "Underwater" XXX-rated. Where there's 240 horses on some guy named Tom-Tom?

    haaaa..that makes more sense. now if he had just stook with the hooked on phonics program instead of quitting the day before the grammer lesson, all this confusion could have been avoided. but he would still be lieing his ass off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wickedpony2007 View Post
    He replied to my email... more funny read.

    UNDERWORLD???? Wasn't that a vampire movie? So. did you buy the out-take and front bumper?? Cause your ad states "the only last thing I NEVER bought was....
    Very confusing to read..
    Please post or send pictures of this D&D/RADMOTOR 951SS??????

    No u must be mistaken it was in a short film called underworld in 2002.also from the aution I bought it at they said it was in xxx it was the black ski.the motor is from brp and has several upgrades like the pistons and crank and flame arrestors.also the head is off a gtx.I was mistaken by 80 mph it will do ruffly 71 on gps ran it in Florida in a lake this past weekend.would u like to buy it?

    hahaha..he is finally starting the realize that no one is beleiving his BS and is lieing more to try to cover it up. he is getting caught up in his own lies. this is too funny. should send him a link to this thread


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