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    Talking Best Pickup Lines

    Why yes I am married, but we have not been getting along since I won the Lottery.


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    GOT BOOST? Dockside's Avatar
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    1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

    2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

    3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

    6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

    13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

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    14. How about you and me grab a pizza and some beer and go back to my place and f$%k...

    (if she give you a dirty look)... what?? you don't like pizza and beer?????

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    Pick up lines

    There is a time and place for them. The time is never, you can figure out the place on your own. Stay thirsty my friends

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    Whats that whistling noise? jtskier11's Avatar
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    I dont need your phone number now. I can get it from you in the morning while im making you breakfast!

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    (if you're Irish and she takes a shot of Jameson Whiskey)

    "Damn! Are you sure you don't have any Irish in you?"... "Would you like some?"

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    [email protected]&k me if I'm wrong, but your name's Gretchen Right?

    That dress looks good on you, but It'd look better on my bedroom floor!

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    Are you a chicken farmer? ’Cos you can definitely raise a cock!

    If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

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    I like Boobs. wetwolf's Avatar
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    My buddy and I have a bet going, he say's you're wearing panties and I say you're not. Who wins??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtskier11 View Post
    I dont need your phone number now. I can get it from you in the morning while you're making me breakfast!

    Fixed.

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