09-11-2006, 06:26 AM #1
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only
tobeconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
ofminutesof your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!"and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
andpushedwide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have
atleastseen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horsemanure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horsemanurefrom your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damnedgood appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
What part of broke do you not understand?
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