Thread: Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
09-14-2006, 05:27 PM #1
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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature - a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say something
false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror:
Ralph Nader stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three." and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three." In an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next presidential campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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