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    A Joke........

    DOCTORS!!

    Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
    Here's what happened to Larry:

    The receptionist wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aid came out and asked Larry what he had. Larry said, "Shingles."
    So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Larry to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Larry what he had. Larry said, "Shingles" So she gave
    Larry a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Larry to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Finally the doctor arrived and did a quick glance at Larry naked body. He said, "where do you have the shingles?" Larry said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?


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    LMAO.. thats a good one

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    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

    Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
    A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson... "They won't let me fart."

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