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    Wife's Night Out

    Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....


    You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night...


    You hear her stumble into bed around 4:00am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....


    You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....


    You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....


    You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

    But...wait a minute....
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    It's time for your wife to take the bus...

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    Its time for a new pic,,been on web too long/..

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    Looks to me like someone has some explaining to do. I sure hope that's not your wifey's figure there cuz if that happened to me I think I would blow a gasket. Then I would have an ex-wife and a new ski

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    that's real funny!! ... until it happens to you LOL

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    too much ... be smarter to get your car washed before partying...and then again after ...there's been a love bug on that one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by imgoindef
    I sure hope that's not your wifey's figure there.....
    So what do you do to check?

    I'd have her "assume the position" and see if it fits, while she's there I'd see if my hand prints line up........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Bill
    Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....


    You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night...


    You hear her stumble into bed around 4:00am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....


    You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....


    You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....


    You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

    But...wait a minute....
    What year is your Volvo.? They are very dependable Car They last forever........................................... ... But not your Marriage ... Sorry Bro, time to trade in that... wife of yours and KEEP the VOLVO ! Like I said VOLVOS last forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by danketchpel
    So what do you do to check?

    I'd have her "assume the position" and see if it fits, while she's there I'd see if my hand prints line up........
    Dan, Bad Boy !............LOL

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