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    Let's say I break into your house

    Saw this over on SDN and thought you guys would think this is a good analogy.

    Just wanted to share an email i got



    Let's say I break into your house



    A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

    Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thi nking behind these protests.

    Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

    According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

    If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

    It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better mysel f. I'm hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.

    And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

    Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America ....if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good simile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds



    Not sure why it is underlined and hyperlinked, but I cant get it off of there so I guess it stays


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    I have just one thing to say about this!

    CLICK, BANG< BANG

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    Might be a little easier to read?

    Just wanted to share an email i got



    Let's say I break into your house



    A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

    Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thi nking behind these protests.

    Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

    According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

    If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

    It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better mysel f. I'm hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.

    And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

    Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America ....if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good simile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff C
    Saw this over on SDN and thought you guys would think this is a good analogy.

    Just wanted to share an email i got



    Let's say I break into your house



    A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

    Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thi nking behind these protests.

    Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

    According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

    If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.

    It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better mysel f. I'm hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.

    And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

    Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America ....if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good simile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds



    Not sure why it is underlined and hyperlinked, but I cant get it off of there so I guess it stays

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    I reserve my comment........................................... .........

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    Quote Originally Posted by oklagp1200r
    I have just one thing to say about this!

    CLICK, BANG< BANG
    Me too. I feel sorry for anyone who breaks into my house when I am home. They will be dropped immediately. Thanks to FL laws, I can do so legally without fear of legal repurcussions.

    If you break into my house, I reserve the right to drop you.

    As for the illegals, I hate this topic, because for me it is very easy: if you do not have a green card/visa or are not a citizen, then you are here illegally and should either get on with the process of becoming a legal citizen or go home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbzonk
    If you break into my house, I reserve the right to drop you.

    Even Santa Claus?...................surely you wouldn't shoot him. You'd break all the hearts of the people with little kids on here.








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    Will work on YOUR ski for FREE! GeoRXT's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbzonk
    Ok, I'd drop all but the following:

    Santa Claus
    The Easter Bunny
    Chanukah Harry
    The Tooth Fairy
    Underwear Gnomes
    Any paramedic coming to save me
    and.................
    DAMN! Who's that hottie? I'd drop her in my bed and........ok....no comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoRXT
    DAMN! Who's that hottie? I'd drop her in my bed and........ok....no comment
    Tera Patrick.

    There are more pics of her in this thread: http://www.greenhulk.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11967

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