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    High Cost

    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
    He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?"; she replies, and keeps walking away.

    He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
    "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?"; he asks.
    "Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

    So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you
    let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?"
    She thinks about it for a while and says, "$10,000! Ok, just once, but not here.
    Let's go to that dark alley over there."

    So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect

    breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, starts caressing and
    fondlin' them slowly, kissin', lickin', buryin' his face in them, but,not, bitin' them.
    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,

    "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

    "Nah"; he replies. "Costs too much!"
    Last edited by KirkF350; 09-20-2006 at 10:32 AM.


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    lol

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    like it..will be trying that one at the pub this weekend..

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    Nice!!!
    Last edited by godfather; 09-20-2006 at 04:47 PM.

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