Thread: Cowboy Rules......
09-20-2006, 10:33 AM #1
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- Sep 2006
1> Don’t squat with your spurs on.
2> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3> Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in.
4> If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
5> If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
6> After eatin’ an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him…..
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
7> Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
8> There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
9> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging’.
10> Never slap a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
11> It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
12> Always drink upstream from the herd.
13> When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
14> When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
15> The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by readin’. The few who learn by observation. And the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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