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    Talking Cowboy Rules......

    Cowboy Rules

    1> Don’t squat with your spurs on.
    2> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    3> Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in.
    4> If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
    5> If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
    6> After eatin’ an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him…..
    The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
    7> Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
    8> There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
    9> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging’.
    10> Never slap a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
    11> It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
    12> Always drink upstream from the herd.
    13> When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
    14> When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
    15> The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
    There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by readin’. The few who learn by observation. And the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
    Last edited by michaelart; 09-20-2006 at 10:34 AM. Reason: font too small....

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