09-28-2006, 09:19 AM #1
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
09-28-2006, 09:53 AM #2
Hehe, I have another it's an oldie but I received it yesterday.
Cajun in a bar ...
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal.
I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, placed his Johnson
and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his
mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator
hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........
I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
09-28-2006, 10:20 AM #3
09-28-2006, 11:28 AM #4
09-28-2006, 02:32 PM #5
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09-28-2006, 06:39 PM #6
- Join Date
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- Homer Glen Il.
that was good ph2ocraft .
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