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    Talking Cowboy in Mexico

    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

    Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

    He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

    The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

    Those are called Cojones de Toro,

    bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!

    "The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."

    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.

    If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the

    After a few bites,inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you served yesterday."

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

    "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins"

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    THE OFFICAL SUPERDUTY!!!!!! superduty's Avatar
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    I'll have the salad please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonG View Post
    I'll have the salad please.
    the Tossed Salad

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    eh-na ... oil and vinegar and a seat with my back to the wall and facing a door. Screw this, just bring me an unopened beer and have that waitress deliver it.

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