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    Talking Actual 911 calls

    Actual 911 Calls
    1. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
    Caller: "I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner."
    Dispatcher: "Do you have an address?"
    Caller: "No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?"

    2. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency?"
    Caller: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
    Dispatcher: "Is this her first child?"
    Caller: "No, you idiot! This is her husband!"

    3. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency?"
    Caller: "Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath ... I think I'm going to pass out."
    Dispatcher: "Sir, where are you calling from?"
    Caller: "I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster."
    Dispatcher: "Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?"
    Caller: "No."
    Dispatcher: "What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?"
    Caller: "Running from the police."


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