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    A story with a Moral

    I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER ****, BUT THAT MORAL SURE IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    > The teacher gave her fifth grade class
    > an assignment:
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    > Get their parents to tell them a story
    > with a moral at the end of it.
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    > The next day the kids came back and
    > one by one began to tell their stories.
    >
    > "Tony, do you have a story to share?"
    >
    > "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story
    > about my Aunt Karen.
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    > She was a pilot in Desert Storm and
    > her plane got hit.
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    > She had to bail out over enemy territory
    > and all she had was a flask of whiskey,
    > a pistol and a survival knife. She drank
    > the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
    > Break. And, then she parachuted right in
    > the middle of 20 enemy troops.
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    > She shot 15 of them with the gun until
    > she ran out of bullets, killed four more
    > with the knife until the blade broke, and
    > then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare
    > hands."
    >
    > "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.
    >
    > "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you
    > from this horrible story?"
    >
    > "Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when
    > she's drinking.


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    THE OFFICAL SUPERDUTY!!!!!! superduty's Avatar
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    i like it

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    Lmao =d>=d>

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