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    Red face Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006

    Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006

    Fourth Place:
    A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
    She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

    Third Place:
    One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
    rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

    Runner Up:
    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
    number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this
    tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
    Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
    Yes, I did." he replied.
    My God, Bill, what happened?"
    "I got fired."
    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    Oh...she got fired too."

    A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
    breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
    years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I
    know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

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    I`m sorry, but for me,,,4th is FIRST!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HOSS View Post
    I`m sorry, but for me,,,4th is FIRST!
    AGREED! i'd put them in exactly the reverse order... nonetheless they were all very funny

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    I like the 3rd one, thats an old joke. But nonetheless, I think its the best one.

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    Big laughs here!

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    Those are good! I now have some "ammo" work tomorrow

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    your going to get fired

    Quote Originally Posted by sxr lou View Post
    Those are good! I now have some "ammo" work tomorrow

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    Fourth place was funny as hell, probably because at some point in our lives we've wished or had a similar experience we can relate to.
    Great joke right there!!

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