Thread: I just had to post this one
12-15-2006, 06:34 PM #1
I just had to post this one
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come to
Work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache
and legs hurt, I no come work today.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
You here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife
and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you Say and I feel much betta.
I be at work soon.........You got niiice house."
Last edited by ph2ocraft; 12-15-2006 at 08:54 PM.
12-15-2006, 06:45 PM #2
12-15-2006, 06:51 PM #3
12-15-2006, 07:38 PM #4
12-15-2006, 07:46 PM #5
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Homer Glen Il.
Too Funny !!!!!!!!!!
12-15-2006, 08:34 PM #6
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
Al, you're not right.
That was funny as hell! The wife loved it.
12-15-2006, 08:37 PM #7
A new delivery man is approaching a home in the middle of the country to drop off a package. Nearing the door the man is shocked by what he sees in the living room. Through the large, open picture windows, the man sees and old lady standing up, lifting her dress and graciously shaving her uncovered privates.
At the same time, the old man is sitting in the recliner pleasuring himself with one hand, and dipping his other hand in the goldfish bowl.
Shocked, the delivery man quickly backs away from the house and returns to the truck. The next door neighbor, noticing the delivery mans distress comes over to see if he can help:
"What might be the problem sir"
"Well, I am here trying to deliver this package, and my god, I just can't believe what I saw"
"You just sit right here, let me go see whats going on"
Sure enough the neighbor approaches the window and sees the same thing. He returns to the truck, and begins with the delivery man:
"haha, ohhhh, I get this all the time...Listen, you have nothing to worry about son, see Mr and Mrs Peterson are deaf and dumb, what your seeing in there is them communicating with each other.
"See, she is saying Hey Marv, its time to mow the lawn, and he is saying
Screw you Edith, I am going fishing!!!"
12-16-2006, 12:58 AM #8
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Lomita, aka Slowmita
12-18-2006, 11:32 AM #9
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! That was just to funny.
12-20-2006, 03:32 PM #10
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
> little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make
> you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child
> the gift of our time:
> A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day,
a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
> The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest
> in all the activity going on next-door and spent much of each day
> observing the workers.
> Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"
> more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks,
> and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
> important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
> The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she
> take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank,the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real work crew
> building the new house next door to us."
> "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
> The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever
> deliver the f**kin' sheet rock..."
> Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?
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