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    Funny Story: My Ultra POS 300

    Was loading the ski back up after a day on the water, these 3 tools on an xlt come back to the ramp at the same time. I'm in the parking lot wiping down the 300, they pull up and start putting their stuff away. Kid looks over and says to his buddy, look at that green ski, looks awesome, must be a real POS though, it's only a 300. So I say thats 300 HORSEPOWER, not 300 CC's...


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    ahahaha idiots you should have asked them for a drag for pink slips then they will see whos ski is a POS

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtile04 View Post
    ahahaha idiots you should have asked them for a drag for pink slips then they will see whos ski is a POS
    Then he would have to figure out what to do with that POS XLT!

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    lol burn it infornt of them

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    He says, that thing has more horsepower than my car, I said who you kidding, it has twice the hp of your car.

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    Ahhhh,
    A story that warms the cockles of ones green heart!

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    sorry i am not native american speaker . what the hell is pos???

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    POS, Piece Of Shyte !

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    i had a similar experience this weekend. I only have 2.5 hrs on my 300 and still breaking it in so no WOT yet. These group of riders kept racing a 8 buoy course so i decided to join. I was keeping pace and only using 1/2-3/4 throttle. After we stopped we got to talking and they strated to say how they thought my ski would be much faster and what a slow ski the 300 is . Was only at 1/2 throttle man =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by allmotrek24 View Post
    i had a similar experience this weekend. I only have 2.5 hrs on my 300 and still breaking it in so no WOT yet. These group of riders kept racing a 8 buoy course so i decided to join. I was keeping pace and only using 1/2-3/4 throttle. After we stopped we got to talking and they strated to say how they thought my ski would be much faster and what a slow ski the 300 is . Was only at 1/2 throttle man =)
    Now THAT is discipline!

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