Thread: Thought this was funny...
12-29-2006, 12:16 AM #1
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Thought this was funny...
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a f*ckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the f*ckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
12-29-2006, 12:37 AM #2
.......um, ok, first two were funny then it got kind of...yea
01-02-2007, 04:48 PM #3
01-03-2007, 08:36 PM #4
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