01-16-2007, 10:45 PM #1
Your most embarassing moment w a woman
Who has a good story???
01-16-2007, 10:54 PM #2
does freakin out when she took her bra off and one boob was a B cup and the other was a D i said "holy cow one is way bigger than the other"
01-16-2007, 10:57 PM #3
01-16-2007, 11:12 PM #4
LAst summer, i had a girl out on my skis that i had just met. After she had rolled my ultra 150 an did some serious water ingestion to my engine, we got on my other ski (vx110) an took off. I told her she can drive back, an, well me not paying attention she decides to do a 360 an i ended up being thrown from my own ski. Needles to say after saving my ultra 150 that i hadnt even had for 24 hours, an throwing me from my ski were still hanging out. hahaha
01-16-2007, 11:20 PM #5
Well here's my story, it may not be 100% acurate as it was some 30 years ago.........
I was on my first "away" date with my wife to be.
We were driving down to Carmel in a borrowed convertible and were enjoying the warm air and having a couple of beers on the way (no biggie in those days), we stopped in Carmel and walked the streets looking at all the shops. We stopped for a sandwich, eggs, olives and some wine for her picnic basket (not a gay thing waaaayyyy back then).
We walked the beach and picked a nice romantic place against the cliff so the wind wouldn't get too much sand on our food, well about this time I feel a rumbling in my tummy but figure no biggie, I can let a few rip since we're in very open space. Well a few kisses later, a few thrown shells and some good wine, I really feel like I gotta go, I mean it's building to a roar but I keep letting those little squeakers do there thing and release the pressure.
Now we start to walk down the beach and I mean I feel the biggest fart building around the blockage and decide I gotta let it rip, well I tell her my tummy doesn't feel well and I gotta let one rip and take a few steps away.
Welllll, it didn't go quite as planned, I CRAPPED my pants, yes literally crapped my pants.........you can imagine what i was thinking, what the hell am I going to do, the friggin bathroom is like 1/4 mile down the beach, I crapped my pants and have the most beautiful girl I have ever met waiting for me a few steps away............
I don't know how I built up the courage but I walked over and told her what happened. My ears are burning, crap is running down my legs and I gotta get these pants and underware off me man.
Well I strip them off and start cleaning myself up, low and behold she helps clean me up, can you believe that, what a girl!!! She says maybe we should just take our clothes off and go for a dip, well I'm down with that, I mean what the hell else am I going to do??? I'll leave the story here and just say, I was married to her for 14 wonderful years but man my buds just don't let that story go..........
01-16-2007, 11:36 PM #6
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01-16-2007, 11:57 PM #9
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Damn Ph2ocraft, I don't know if anybody will top that one. Nice ending though
01-17-2007, 12:09 AM #10
Good story ph2, goes to show ya honesty and the truth work, even if the truth is kind of crappy.
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