Thread: SE Balony Thread
05-09-2012, 03:01 PM #1
SE Balony Thread
In memorium of the SE BS thread which is now dead.
Here's a little political entertainment to kick off the BS replacement thread, and pacify the loanly SoFla stool pushin' Poofters.
Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. "What did you think I said...You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"
05-09-2012, 03:19 PM #2
This thread blows. There is one & only real BS thread & this aint it.
Free the REAL BS thread!!
05-09-2012, 06:17 PM #3
Typical Canadian, cut and run when it's get tough.
LONG LIVE THE BS THREAD
05-09-2012, 09:50 PM #4
- Join Date
- Aug 2008
- Southern Florida
BS thread is still alive ...bookmark the fucking page like I did...dahhhhh
05-10-2012, 11:22 AM #5
I agree this sucks. So, I'll use this as a homing beacon, keeping it up front with funny shit, and deflecting the BS seeking Poofters to the real fudgepackin' BS.
An American tourist in a small village he was visiting in Newfoundland , approached a local person and asked, 'What's the quickest way to Marystown?'
Jarge, the local, scratched his head, 'Are ya walkin er drivin?' he asked the stranger.
'I'm driving' said the stranger.
Jarge replied, 'That's the quickest way'
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