A Blonde's Year in Review

January:
Took new scarf back
to store because it was too tight.

February:
Fired from pharmacy
job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in
printer !!!

March:
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"

April:
Trapped on escalator
for hours ..... power went out!!!

May:
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!

June:
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July:
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August:
Got locked out of my car in rain storm,
car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September:
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October:
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November:
Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!

December:
Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!