Thread: A Blonde's Year in Review
01-25-2007, 09:55 AM #1
A Blonde's Year in ReviewA Blonde's Year in Review
January:Took new scarf back
to store because it was too tight.
February:Fired from pharmacy
job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in
March:Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"
April:Trapped on escalator
for hours ..... power went out!!!
May:Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!
June:Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July:Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August:Got locked out of my car in rain storm,car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September:The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October:Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November:Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!
December:Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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