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    Talking Work Memo

    Memo to all employees:



    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
    productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well
    trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)



    We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your
    supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
    and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
    S. H. I. T. you can handle.



    Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed in
    DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to
    take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)



    Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted,
    they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
    others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).





    Thank you,


    BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

    (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


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    Too Funny!!!!

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    where was that when I worked in corporate america?...lol thats a good one

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