Thread: Work Memo
02-01-2007, 10:37 AM #1
Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to
take D.E.E.P. S.HI.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted,
they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
02-01-2007, 11:07 AM #2
02-01-2007, 06:07 PM #3
where was that when I worked in corporate america?...lol thats a good one
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