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    MR. SCOVILLE UNIT SUCKMYWAKE's Avatar
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    Much Needed Comic Relief.....

    this is meant to lighten up the site, especially the yamaha side. tuners corner has been, to say the least, a battleground as of late. so i hereby am drafting a screenplay to be made into a movie. thats a joke, but humor me.
    the new movie is called.....................GPR WARS. INSTEAD OF STAR WARS
    the premise will be the same....
    new characters will be introduced all the time...
    i warn you....no-one is safe.
    i would suggest everyone have a go at it, and have some fun. just go with the flow and put your own personal spin on it.
    everyone on this site is subject to being involved. one way or another. if you have any suggestions, well by golly, post em up.

    here is some of the terminology that will be used, and also some of the main characters.
    if you cant laugh at this, have your pulse checked!!!

    kerry...darth grater
    rafi...admiral ackbar
    r2-d2..ou812
    duke...duke skywalker
    lightsabre...porksword
    blaster..wave blaster
    2000 gpr...millenium edition falcon
    JOHN ABBOTT...STORMTROOPER, we have all seen the life vest!!!
    the force...v force III
    obi wan kenobi...ob1...jd1
    lets make jerry ...the emporer
    c3po...bdnj
    more to come...

    gpr wars....episode IV a new package

    our heroes are being chased by the evil darth grater in a huge vessel called, a gpr destroyer. bayou princess leia secretly stashes away the document entitled, 2-4 light year package, into ou812's memory banks. just as she finishes downloading the document, the hatch blows open,.
    enter darth grater..(breathing in a hillbilly voice)
    bayou princess leia, where are the plans for the new package?
    this is no mercy mission and you are no ambassador for peace, now where are they!!!
    stormtrooper abbott sees ou812 and bdnj enter an escape shuttlecraft and blast off torwards senators wash

    meanwhile on senators wash, duke skywalker is busy pitching props (dusting crops) and working with uncle Oside fixing the fuel vapor seperator.

    and so it begins>>>>


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    i hope this gets more views than the mess over on the tuners corner. now that would be something

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    Puff puff pass dude. I want some of what you are smoking. Quit being a bong hog!!!!!!!!!

    PS what is the plot going to be???

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    wait for episode 6, or wait was it 3.

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    Going to need a visual on bayou princess leia to fully commit to this battle. Hook a brother up!

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    kerry...darth grater
    rafi...admiral ackbar

    r2-d2..ou812
    duke...duke skywalker
    lightsabre...porksword
    blaster..wave blaster
    2000 gpr...millenium edition falcon
    JOHN ABBOTT...STORMTROOPER, we have all seen the life vest!!!
    the force...v force III
    obi wan kenobi...ob1...jd1
    lets make jerry ...the emporer
    c3po...bdnj
    more to come...

    gpr wars....episode IV a new package

    our heroes are being chased by the evil darth grater in a huge vessel called, a gpr destroyer. bayou princess leia secretly stashes away the document entitled, 2-4 light year package, into ou812's memory banks. just as she finishes downloading the document, the hatch blows open,.
    enter darth grater..(breathing in a hillbilly voice)
    bayou princess leia, where are the plans for the new package?
    this is no mercy mission and you are no ambassador for peace, now where are they!!!
    stormtrooper abbott sees ou812 and bdnj enter an escape shuttlecraft and blast off torwards senators wash

    meanwhile on senators wash, duke skywalker is busy pitching props (dusting crops) and working with uncle Oside fixing the fuel vapor seperator.

    and so it begins>>>>
    While Darth Grater is trying to dodge the Colombian Alien planet Fercho, Duke Skywalker takes out the white vested StormTrooper Abbott with his 87mm Porksword. The Emperor is on the phone, tapping his water socks profusely and holding for the whereabouts of the dreaded 2-4 light-year package. You can hear Darth Grater in the background grumbling over the triple-piped roar of the Millennium Edition Falcons' engines... "It just haaaayyysttaaa be heeeaarr suuumm waayuuuarr"

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    This is too funny........
    Keep it up guys.

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    OoOoooooo!!!

    Let me be Jabba the hut!

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    Brian you're nuts, that cold test ride got to your head, you should have wore the fullface helmet. Can't wait for the next episode.

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    darth grater joins his other evil sith lord, darth raider, in the quest for the missing plans to the death star gpr.

    cut to senators wash...
    stormtrooper abbott's death squad has tracked down the droids, ou812 and bdnj, to duke skywalker's plantation. duke's uncle Oside has been questioned and murdered. the protocol droid, rx951, wanders about recklessly, his restraining bolt keeping him from leaving.

    elsewhere...duke skywalker is searching for ou812 with the help of bdnj, they encounter a group or raiders riding around, sounding like a bunch of pissed off paper plates. the raiders attack duke and ou812, leaving them for dead until a strange creature calls from afar...groooaaan. the sound coming from the cloaked figure scares the raiders away.

    the hood is removed and it is the jedi master, jd1, who has come to duke's rescue.
    you are to be a tuner like you father duke.
    he gave me this porksword to give to you when you were old enough to learn how to use the v-force.

    to mos eisley space port...
    as duke and the droids and jd1 look for a way off of senators wash, they head torwards the cantina.
    seated at the bar of the cantina is the dreaded bounty hunter HOSSK, from the liquid alcohol atmosphere planet of yeagermeister. to his right is a head of spice mining from morgan city, fernando calrissian.

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