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    Reasons why my PWC is better than a girl.

    Made a pretty big list with some friends last week, hilarious what everyone came up with. Lets see what green hulk can think of.

    Reasons why my pwc is better than my/a girl:

    Only takes 1 button to turn on....

    Not the end of the world if your friends take her for a test drive...

    Isn't broken down for 1 week per month...


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    Believe it or not it's cheaper to maintain!

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    It has an off button

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    Doesnt get mad if you test ride other skis.....

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    Rides outside the truck.

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    ALWAYS wet when i get on top of it.....and stays wet.....for a looooong time

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    Sleeps in the garage.

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    This reminds me of my HS days. I never had a girlfriend (back then) - way too much drama - but I did have a bass boat that was my first real love. To this day, these 3 still hold true (and now apply to my PWC):

    1. It was always willing when I was in the mood.
    2. It never left me [stranded].
    3. It never cared if I went weeks/months at a time w/o spending time w/it.

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    Being full of gas is actually a good thing.

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    having two ski's is better than a harem

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