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    Costco

    Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my
    loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman


    behind me asked if I had a dog.


    What did she think I had an elephant?


    So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that
    no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that
    I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
    I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
    coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


    I told her that it wasessentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it

    works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one

    or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete,
    (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again.



    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
    ​with my story.)


    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food
    poisoned me.
    I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.




    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard.



    Costco won't let me shop there anymore.


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    LMO !!!!!! Great story

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    Hahaha, love it.

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    Lmao. Funny story...

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    hahahahah

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    Did you gain all that weight back when you went off the diet?

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    WOOF!

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    Man is was rofl

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