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    Here`s you Fkng^&%[email protected]* Deer Meat!

    WTF is driving all these deer into the roads around here. At 5:25 this morning a small herd of deer ran straight across the road, trees to the left of me trees to the right of me, and nowhere to go, Guess what I Fckng balsted 2 of them, mothrfckers, bent the front bumper in about 3/4 inch, got the fender under the parking/cornering lamp, and the piece that`s under the grill that ajoins the fender on my 7000 mile old van . the last thing I remember is the look in the one eye of the deer directly in front, she sh!t herself all over the front , the second one went under the right side tires. Alls I could say was good thing this is a E250 and sits pretty tall.

    first thing I pulled over to see the yak, then turned around and went to the self service car wash to pressure wash the meat off, then home to put the corner lamp back in. finally went to work being 2 hours late...
    I was pissed. after work I took apart the grill, corner lamps, surrounds, header, head lamps assy`s, and did my best to relocate and straighten out the fender. Now it is close, but cannot get golf ball size divot out from under the cornering lamp...
    I cannot believe how the parts were pushed back. Thank sweet Jesus for all metal front bumpers...PR...


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    Damn dude, sorry to hear. I like deer but they are stupid sumbitches..

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    Oh man...Your luck goes with you out of the water too???? Damn....

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    Bro! I'm sorry that happened to you! I'm glad you're okay...and glad it was a deer and not a moose! Could have been much worse...like this...






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    Jag, do you know if that driver died? I dont see any blood on the seat. The console is a mess tho...holy crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RXP Steve View Post
    Jag, do you know if that driver died? I dont see any blood on the seat. The console is a mess tho...holy crap!
    Here's the story on those pics...

    Nov 29 2006; Moose car accident photos; A few days ago near Maidstone Saskatchewan, a young nurse was driving home, and hit this moose with her little car. The moose ripped the roof right off and ended up lying on the back trunk, with his head on the back seat. The woman spent the night in hospital, has a few broken ribs, but is okay! Amazing luck. She was very fortunate to survive the moose encounter.

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    wow

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    Talking

    see, there's always a brighter side. It could be worse..........


























    well....not for the moose, buuuut...

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    that is just plain ol nasty, yuk...PR...

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    pr, your insurance should cover dear accidents and it shouldnt go up.....its not your fault....i have hit 3 deer with my jeeps and done over 5k in damage at one point...insurance doesnt suffer at all.

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