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    WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    A woman awakes during the night to find
    that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her robe
    and goes downstairs to look for him.



    She finds him
    sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee
    in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
    just staring at the wall.

    She watches
    as he wipes a tear from his eye
    and takes a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?"

    she whispers as she steps into the room,

    "Why are you down here at this time of night?"



    The husband looks up from his coffee,

    "I am just remembering when we first
    met 20 years ago and started dating.

    You were only 16.
    Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.



    The wife is touched to tears thinking that
    her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

    "Yes, I do" she replies.


    The husband pauses.
    The words were not coming easily.

    "Do you remember when your father
    caught us in the back seat of my car? "

    "Yes, I remember,"
    said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.


    The husband continues.

    "Do you remember when he shoved
    the shotgun in my face and said,

    "Either you marry my daughter, or
    I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

    "I remember that too" she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

    "I would have gotten out today."


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    i liked that one

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    LOL that is funny there.

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    Priceless

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    good one!

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    Too funny as I am hopefully getting paroled here at the end of June for good behavior. Couldn't make 20, but it sure felt like it was longer...

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