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    Am I the only one?

    Who cuts their grass at 1:00am so they can ride all weekend uninterupted?
    Its 3:10am here and I just got back in. Its a good thing I dont have neighbors Now I can trim when I wake up and off to the water I go.


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    I wish I could cut my grass when I get up.

    I try to be courteous and never cut before 9 AM, unless I absoltely have to.

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    Better idea just use roundup then you dont have to worry about cutting it. But then the neibors might really be pissed

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    Nothin' runs like a Deere IowanGPR's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by porksword View Post
    Who cuts their grass at 1:00am so they can ride all weekend uninterupted?
    Its 3:10am here and I just got back in. Its a good thing I dont have neighbors Now I can trim when I wake up and off to the water I go.

    lol you're crazy. we have a 15 ft pull behind for our tractor that takes about 20 min for a 20 acre area


    SO PORKSWORD.... i've always been intrueged by your S/N. is it Pork Sword, Pork's Word, or Por Ksword ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IowanGPR View Post
    lol you're crazy. we have a 15 ft pull behind for our tractor that takes about 20 min for a 20 acre area


    SO PORKSWORD.... i've always been intrueged by your S/N. is it Pork Sword, Pork's Word, or Por Ksword ?
    LOL IT'S PORK-SWORD, When I first found this site I just needed a quick answer to a question and didnt plan on sticking around long so I just came up with a quick name I figured Nobody would have. Then I got hooked on the site and the name stuck. I have thought about changing it to a more appropriate name but I didnt want to start all over and confuse people.

    I use a 60" Gravely zero turn with halogen headlights to mow 8 acres. The rest is wooded so I dont have to mess with it. My close neighbor lives about 1/4 mile from me and he cant see my house in the summer so he dont care what I do.

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    porksword, as in male member used for porking, also called a sword, meat whistle, skin flute, etc.

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    Wish I had a 15' pull behind - I use a 15 year old instead.

    "If you don't have my chores done by the weekend - yer not goin !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUCKMYWAKE View Post
    porksword, as in male member used for porking, also called a sword, meat whistle, skin flute, etc.
    Yes, the thing that you always have in your mouth, thats what he is talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUCKMYWAKE View Post
    porksword, as in male member used for porking, also called a sword, meat whistle, skin flute, etc.
    skin flute
    dick
    penis
    wang
    cock
    schlong
    meat whistle
    prick
    dong
    John
    Thomas
    Johnson
    bone-a-phone
    cyclops meat clown
    Julliard
    pecker
    peter puffer
    phallus
    pink oboe
    pink pony
    pork sword
    pud
    rod
    willy
    meat microphone
    purple headed warrior
    Dennis the meat menace
    throbbing python of love

    and my personal favorite... Russell the one eyed muscle

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    Mine has been referred to by the ladies as cockosaurus.

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