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    Talking Happy Birthday Water Woody !!!

    Happy birthday !!





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    Somewhere in Nevada there is a herd of sheep that have been counting the days till June 20th.

    Now that its here, they are hiding like a deer in hunting season.

    Happy birfday Woodmeister flash !!!

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    Since its your birthday, i will keep the sheep jokes to myself.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bro!!!!!!!

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    So that explains all the sheep in Fl.!! That was really starting to bug me.

    Happy B-Day Kevin!!!

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    A little astrology

    Gemini (May 22-June 21)
    Gemini are schizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an enigma.
    Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then go do something
    absolutely different, they are not being two-faced. When Jesus said,
    "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," he was probably
    looking at a gaggle of Gemini.
    This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes always
    have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they are coming
    in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men are walking down the
    street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by, and one of them sighs. The
    other turns to him and says "Brucie! Shame on you! What was that all
    about?!!" And Brucie answers,"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And
    for the first time in my life I wished I was a lesbian!"
    Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught." Women,
    especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls all over
    them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely interested. Bitch.
    However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are easily
    taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini parents think
    that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar. Geminis' children buy
    lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts, even when neither of their
    parents have sisters.
    Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
    Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
    Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.

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    June 20th in History

    This Day in History > June 20th


    June 20th in History
    1939: German warship Bismark launched
    1986: Movement of sheep banned after they ate grass contaminated by fallout from Chernobyl
    1990: A new currency unit, the Ecu, proposed for the European community


    June 20th birthdays
    1909: Errol Flynn, Australian born Hollywood film actor
    1941: Stephen Frears, English born film director


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    http://www.breedersworld.com/sheep/sales/midwest.html






    The MidWest Stud Ram Sale
    June 20-25, 2005
    Sedalia, Missouri


    Monday, June 20th

    Nat Jr Dorper Show, 8:00 am, Sheep Barn
    Nat Jr Texel Show*, 11:00 am, Sheep Barn
    National Colored Sheep Show, Noon, Sheep Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
    National Texel Show*, 1:30 pm, Sheep Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
    Corriedale Show, 2:30 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
    Katahdin Show*, 4:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
    Polypay Show*, 4:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
    Montadale Show, 5:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
    Southdown Show, 6:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tom Gillmore, Judge

    * (Katahdins, Polypays, & Texels may be penned, shown, and sold in the Youth Bldg)

    Tuesday, June 21st

    National Hampshire Show, 8:00 am, Swine Barn -- Mark Chapman, Judge
    National Dorper Show, 8:00 am, Sheep Barn -- Tien Jordaan (So Africa) & Brad Roeder, Judges
    Dorset (P & H) Show, 1:00 pm, Swine Barn -- Mark Chapman, Judge
    Columbia Show, 1:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
    Rambouillet Show, 3:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
    Shropshire Show, 5:00 pm, Swine Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
    Midwest Sale Party, 8:00 pm, Swine Barn -- For All Sale Participants

    Wednesday, June 22nd

    Suffolk Show, 8:00 am, Swine Barn -- Tom Gillmore, Judge

    National Texel Sale, 12 Noon, Sheep Barn
    Polypay Sale, ~1:00 pm, Sheep Barn
    Montadale Sale, ~2:30 pm, Sheep Barn
    Katahdin Sale, ~3:00 pm, Sheep Barn
    Natural Colored Sale, ~3:30 pm, Sheep Barn
    Corriedale Sale, ~4:30 pm, Sheep Barn

    Midwest Boer Goat Show, 7:00 pm, Agri Bldg -- Brad Roeder, Judge

    Thursday, June 23rd

    Wether Sires & Club Lambs Show, 8:00 am, Swine Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge

    National Dorper Sale, 8:00 am, Sheep Barn
    Columbia Sale, ~10:30 am, Sheep Barn
    Southdown Sale, ~12 Noon, Sheep Barn
    Rambouillet Sale, ~3:00 pm, Sheep Barn

    Midwest Boer Goat Sale, 7:00 pm, Agri Building

    Friday, June 24th

    Shropshire Sale, 8:00 am, Swine Barn
    Dorset (P & H) Sale, ~8:45 am, Swine Barn
    National Hampshire Sale, ~12 Noon, Swine Barn
    Suffolk Sale, ~3:30 pm, Swine Barn

    Saturday, June 25th

    Mid-West Classic Wether Sires & Club Lamb Sale, 8:00 am, Swine Barn
    Order: Southdowns, Shropshires, Dorsets, Hampshires, Club Lambs, Suffolks, Natural Coloreds & Crossbreds



    Location
    Sedalia, Missouri is located on U.S. Highway 65 and U.S. 50, 18 miles South of Interstate 70 which runs between Kansas City and St. Louis.

    Sheep & Swine Pavilion
    The show and sale will be held on the Missouri State Fairgrounds which is situated slightly South and West in the city of Sedalia. Sheep will be penned, shown and sold in both the Sheep and Swine Pavilions.

    Barn Phones
    Sheep Barn Phones (660) 826-2548, Swine Barn Phone (660) 530-5608, Goat Barn Phone (660) 826-4213. These are pre-assigned numbers for special phones to be installed for the sale. If the numbers are not working at sale time, ask Directory Assistance for the Midwest Stud Ram Sale. As these are pay phones, collect calls cannot be accepted.

    Sale Headquarters
    The Ramada Inn, located near the north west corner of the state fairgrounds on Highway 50 West, adjacent to the Thompson Hill Shopping Center, will be the sale headquarters.

    Motel Accommodations
    The Sedalia Chamber of Commerce is maintaining a list of rooms, both motel and private, and their availability in and around Sedalia. the can be reached at (800) 827-5295 or (816) 826-2222.

    Mail Bids
    Those buyers unable to attend the sale who wish to buy sheep on "Mail Bid" or "Phone Bid" may do so by contacting the person of their choice associated with the sale. Among those able to assist in this regard are the judges, the auctioneers, the ringmen, the consignors, or sale manager. Contact them in advance of the sale at their homes or during the sale week at the phone numbers listed.

    Sale Manager
    The sales are managed by the Sheep Breeder Sale Management Service, Larry E. Mead and Bud Mead, Sale Managers, P.O. Box 796, Columbia, Missouri 65205, (573) 442-8257.

    Sheep Breeder Sale Management Services
    P.O. Box 796
    Columbia, Missouri 65205
    (573) 442-8257


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    Woody leaving the local pasteur after feeding one sheep some ROHYPNOL




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    Happy bday Woody... How many?

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    Have A Great Day.

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