Thread: Happy Birthday Water Woody !!!
06-20-2007, 03:21 PM #1
Happy Birthday Water Woody !!!
Happy birthday !!
06-20-2007, 03:31 PM #2
Somewhere in Nevada there is a herd of sheep that have been counting the days till June 20th.
Now that its here, they are hiding like a deer in hunting season.
Happy birfday Woodmeister flash !!!
06-20-2007, 03:36 PM #3
Since its your birthday, i will keep the sheep jokes to myself.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bro!!!!!!!
06-20-2007, 03:38 PM #4
So that explains all the sheep in Fl.!! That was really starting to bug me.
Happy B-Day Kevin!!!
06-20-2007, 03:52 PM #5
A little astrology
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Gemini are schizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an enigma.
Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then go do something
absolutely different, they are not being two-faced. When Jesus said,
"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," he was probably
looking at a gaggle of Gemini.
This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes always
have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they are coming
in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men are walking down the
street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by, and one of them sighs. The
other turns to him and says "Brucie! Shame on you! What was that all
about?!!" And Brucie answers,"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And
for the first time in my life I wished I was a lesbian!"
Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught." Women,
especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls all over
them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely interested. Bitch.
However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are easily
taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini parents think
that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar. Geminis' children buy
lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts, even when neither of their
parents have sisters.
Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.
06-20-2007, 04:02 PM #6
June 20th in History
This Day in History > June 20th
June 20th in History
1939: German warship Bismark launched
1986: Movement of sheep banned after they ate grass contaminated by fallout from Chernobyl
1990: A new currency unit, the Ecu, proposed for the European community
June 20th birthdays
1909: Errol Flynn, Australian born Hollywood film actor
1941: Stephen Frears, English born film director
06-20-2007, 04:06 PM #7
The MidWest Stud Ram Sale
June 20-25, 2005
Monday, June 20th
Nat Jr Dorper Show, 8:00 am, Sheep Barn
Nat Jr Texel Show*, 11:00 am, Sheep Barn
National Colored Sheep Show, Noon, Sheep Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
National Texel Show*, 1:30 pm, Sheep Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
Corriedale Show, 2:30 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
Katahdin Show*, 4:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
Polypay Show*, 4:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
Montadale Show, 5:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
Southdown Show, 6:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tom Gillmore, Judge
* (Katahdins, Polypays, & Texels may be penned, shown, and sold in the Youth Bldg)
Tuesday, June 21st
National Hampshire Show, 8:00 am, Swine Barn -- Mark Chapman, Judge
National Dorper Show, 8:00 am, Sheep Barn -- Tien Jordaan (So Africa) & Brad Roeder, Judges
Dorset (P & H) Show, 1:00 pm, Swine Barn -- Mark Chapman, Judge
Columbia Show, 1:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
Rambouillet Show, 3:00 pm, Sheep Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
Shropshire Show, 5:00 pm, Swine Barn -- Tor Sorenson, Judge
Midwest Sale Party, 8:00 pm, Swine Barn -- For All Sale Participants
Wednesday, June 22nd
Suffolk Show, 8:00 am, Swine Barn -- Tom Gillmore, Judge
National Texel Sale, 12 Noon, Sheep Barn
Polypay Sale, ~1:00 pm, Sheep Barn
Montadale Sale, ~2:30 pm, Sheep Barn
Katahdin Sale, ~3:00 pm, Sheep Barn
Natural Colored Sale, ~3:30 pm, Sheep Barn
Corriedale Sale, ~4:30 pm, Sheep Barn
Midwest Boer Goat Show, 7:00 pm, Agri Bldg -- Brad Roeder, Judge
Thursday, June 23rd
Wether Sires & Club Lambs Show, 8:00 am, Swine Barn -- Larry Mrozinski, Judge
National Dorper Sale, 8:00 am, Sheep Barn
Columbia Sale, ~10:30 am, Sheep Barn
Southdown Sale, ~12 Noon, Sheep Barn
Rambouillet Sale, ~3:00 pm, Sheep Barn
Midwest Boer Goat Sale, 7:00 pm, Agri Building
Friday, June 24th
Shropshire Sale, 8:00 am, Swine Barn
Dorset (P & H) Sale, ~8:45 am, Swine Barn
National Hampshire Sale, ~12 Noon, Swine Barn
Suffolk Sale, ~3:30 pm, Swine Barn
Saturday, June 25th
Mid-West Classic Wether Sires & Club Lamb Sale, 8:00 am, Swine Barn
Order: Southdowns, Shropshires, Dorsets, Hampshires, Club Lambs, Suffolks, Natural Coloreds & Crossbreds
Sedalia, Missouri is located on U.S. Highway 65 and U.S. 50, 18 miles South of Interstate 70 which runs between Kansas City and St. Louis.
Sheep & Swine Pavilion
The show and sale will be held on the Missouri State Fairgrounds which is situated slightly South and West in the city of Sedalia. Sheep will be penned, shown and sold in both the Sheep and Swine Pavilions.
Sheep Barn Phones (660) 826-2548, Swine Barn Phone (660) 530-5608, Goat Barn Phone (660) 826-4213. These are pre-assigned numbers for special phones to be installed for the sale. If the numbers are not working at sale time, ask Directory Assistance for the Midwest Stud Ram Sale. As these are pay phones, collect calls cannot be accepted.
The Ramada Inn, located near the north west corner of the state fairgrounds on Highway 50 West, adjacent to the Thompson Hill Shopping Center, will be the sale headquarters.
The Sedalia Chamber of Commerce is maintaining a list of rooms, both motel and private, and their availability in and around Sedalia. the can be reached at (800) 827-5295 or (816) 826-2222.
Those buyers unable to attend the sale who wish to buy sheep on "Mail Bid" or "Phone Bid" may do so by contacting the person of their choice associated with the sale. Among those able to assist in this regard are the judges, the auctioneers, the ringmen, the consignors, or sale manager. Contact them in advance of the sale at their homes or during the sale week at the phone numbers listed.
The sales are managed by the Sheep Breeder Sale Management Service, Larry E. Mead and Bud Mead, Sale Managers, P.O. Box 796, Columbia, Missouri 65205, (573) 442-8257.
Sheep Breeder Sale Management Services
P.O. Box 796
Columbia, Missouri 65205
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06-20-2007, 04:15 PM #8
Woody leaving the local pasteur after feeding one sheep some ROHYPNOL
06-20-2007, 04:24 PM #9
06-20-2007, 04:27 PM #10
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