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    Mrs. Roboto Bayou Princess's Avatar
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    IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY

    Just a reminder to all of you guys.
    Make sure you get your special someone something special. EVEN if she says, "dont worry about getting me anything". Make sure you have something. And for all of you that might have forgotten....the clock is ticking!!! DONT GO HOME EMPTY HANDED!!!


    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!


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    HAHAHA, I've got some dirty underware

    I haven't gotten her anything in over 15 years.

    I leave that chore to her boyfriend

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    Uh oh, bayou princess told me not to get her anything...... and i didnt

    guess i better pick up something on the way home

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    Hey Bayou Princess... what do you recommend for someone whose "someone special" has a different someone special i guess we get off easy?

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    NO MAN, I repeat NO MAN should have to recognize Valentines Day until the women start recognizing March 14th.

    What is March 14th you ask? Well it is National Steak and BJ Day.

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/

    You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibby1485
    Hey Bayou Princess... what do you recommend for someone whose "someone special" has a different someone special i guess we get off easy?
    send a special something to Pale Rider!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Hulk
    Uh oh, bayou princess told me not to get her anything...... and i didnt

    guess i better pick up something on the way home
    May I suggest some laundry detergent, household cleanser, Pledge or for an inspiring mood, I would try a floor mop

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    Happy Valentines Day Bayou Princess! I didn`t forget Mrs. PR...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider
    I didn`t forget Mrs. PR...
    You my man have been bamboozled. You fell for the card and flower company's ploy to get into your pockets.

    Just like these other made up "special" days.

    Mother's Day

    Father's Day

    Grand Parent's Day

    Dog's Day

    Cat's Day

    Boyfriend's Day ....

    The list is getting unbelieveable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-XPL
    HAHAHA, I've got some dirty underware

    I haven't gotten her anything in over 15 years.

    I leave that chore to her boyfriend
    Man thats me to I couldn't believe it when I read that, everything but your last line.

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