Thread: Perfect Day
07-10-2007, 01:39 PM #1
Has anyone in here ever had a perfect day????
6:25 Woke up....... no toothpaste
6:27 Stubbed toe on baseball bat
6:29 Threw baseball bat (after pain subsided) and broke door.
6:35 Poured bowl of Capn Crunch....followed by buttermilk.
6:40 Ate twinkey (went pretty smooth) w/flat pepsi
6:45 Took shower
6:46 _itch flushed toilet: scorched ass
6:59 Work shirts in washing machine.........mildewed overnight
7:15 Loaded up dogs and headed to shop
7:27 Ran out of gas and rolled into shop parking lot.
7:29-8:00 Checked shop email (went pretty smooth)
8:01 Customer wants to know why equipment isn't ready that he left off the day before at 4:59 (we close at 5)
8:45 Soldered terminal end
8:47 Checked to see if terminal end was cool enough to wrap w/elec tape-burnt fingertip
8:48 No bandaids/burn spray (empty can)
10:15 No carburetor cleaner (all empty cans)
11:00 Advance Auto is out of carburetor cleaner
12:00 Began daily 1 hr nap
12:15 Woke up remembering I had run out of gas. Got a couple of gallons from the shop and headed to gas station.
1:00 Opened shop back up.
1:25 Out of gear oil 6 oz short of finishing job
2:30 GAVE UP AND CAME ON HERE TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE IS HAVING THE PERFECT DAY....................
07-10-2007, 01:56 PM #2
07-10-2007, 02:09 PM #3
Had my toe nail removed yesterday, it still hurst like a beotch today.
07-11-2007, 05:49 PM #4
07-11-2007, 06:23 PM #5
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
4:30am: woke up an hour late.
4:45:Open front door to house, alarm goes off.
4:46: push off button on remote, doesn't work.
4:47: punch in keycode to disable alarm.
4:55: off to work, no time for smokes or lunch money.
5:05: Phone call from security company halfway to work, asking about a panic call from remote.
5:10:Round the last corner to work, and here a crashing sound
5:12: Stop to pick up my tools off the road, because my truck had been broken into that night, and the corksuckers left the tailgate down.
5:35: Arrive at work an hour and a half late.
5:40: Listen to my super lecture about the attendance policy.
etc. etc. etc.
Welcome to my life.
07-11-2007, 06:47 PM #6
11:00pm Finally get to sleep at my wifes trailer. (DONT ASK!) long story
5:00am Wake up to take shower.
5:20am Bolt out of shower because i fell asleep in it and the hot water rAn out!
5:30am Fall asleep on couch.
6:20am Wake up and get dressed running late.
6:30am Realise you left your workboots at home 6 miles the oppisite direction from work.
6:40AM Got the right boots on and head for work.
6:50am Stop at Hardee's for bisquits late or not.
7:10am cussing yourself for being 10 minutes late to the jobsite!
7:45am BOSS FINALLY SHOWS UP! and i was worried?
rest of morning uneventful.
12:00pm Drive 8 miles to Wendy's to eat lunch.
12:40pm Head back to work.
12:42pm !#%$^!&* CAR STRIPS THE TIMING BELT WITHIN A STONES THROW OF ADVANCE AUTO PARTS!
1:00PM As usual they dont have it in stock!
1:05pm Call wife to come get you and take you to dads garage and steal his rollback to get car.
1:07pm Call boss to tell him I wont be back today because car broke.
1:08pm Fume because boss is laughing so hard because i drive a 73 Pinto Wagon! (Fixed up and slightly built thank you very much! )
7:38pm After towing car back to garage, borrowing dads pickup, going to another Advance that got the belt in for me, Fixing car, Getting home and cleaning up and eating, Put all this on here so at least someone can get a good laugh at my expense!!!!
ps, This did happen today!
07-12-2007, 12:32 PM #7
Great responses........it's makin my "perfect day" look a little better than it was.
I do however have one addition that would even piss off a three toed sloth smokin weed........ here goes
I got a portable shelter, you know the ones that have the hollow steel tubes that you put up and lay a tarp on...? ok, well I got this ski underneath it with the seat off and the spk plugs out and drain plug in..... along comes 7 pm, 1 buddy, 12 beers. All the sudden I loose interest in finishing the ski.
Off we go...... then it starts to rain while I'm gone. Wouldn't you know it...I parked that damn ski directly under the 1 damn hole that was in the tarp. I guess yall can figure out the rest if I painted this picture correctly.
07-12-2007, 06:06 PM #8
LOL Did you fill the boat or just the engine?
07-13-2007, 07:10 AM #9
the boat mostly. some went down the spark bung hole. i saturated the cyl's w/wd40 and spun it over. Everything appears to be ok. I'm leavin the shop today at 3 to test and tune. yall wish me luck.
P. S. Oh yeah, my truck insurance was cancelled yesterday for lack of payment!
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