Thread: Good old Boudreaux
07-19-2007, 07:49 PM #1
Good old Boudreaux
Marie comes home and tells Boudreaux, "Remember dose headaches I've
been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No mo' headaches?" Boo asks, "What happened?"
Marie replies, "Clotile referred me to a hypnotist, Dr. Vivian,
from PaTaSa, who told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at
myself and repeat: 'I do not have a headache; I do not
have a headache, I do not have a headache.' "Mais, it worked, duh
headaches are all gone!"
Boo replies, "Mais, dat is wonderful."
Marie then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball o' fire
in duh bedroom dese last few years. Why don't you go to PaTaSa and
see Dr. Vivian and see if she can do anyting for dat?"
Boo agrees to try it.
Following his trip back from PaTaSa, Boo comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife
and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says,
"Doan move, Ah'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and
comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and
makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, dat was wonderful!"
Boo says, "Doan move! Ah'll be right back. "He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and
round two was even better than the first time!
Marie sits up and her head is spinning.
Again Boo says, "Doan move, Ah'll be right back." With that, he
goes back in the bathroom.
This time, Marie quietly follows him, and there, in the bathroom,
she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife.
She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"
07-19-2007, 08:23 PM #2
thats a standing ovation
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