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    All hail the Chief! fullboogie's Avatar
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    Ramp Idiot

    This is so funny, I had to start this thread:

    I'm at the ramp yesterday tuning a new rideplate angle, so the ski's on the trailer and I'm sitting there crosslegged removing bolts. Hillbilly with jailhouse tatoos walks up:

    Hillbilly: "So, how fast is it?"
    (I cringe, knowing exactly what is coming next)

    Me: "Well, I hit 78.7 in the heat this morning, which ain't bad considering it's raining."

    Hillbilly: "My Ultra 150 does 80 all day long in the heat - no problem."

    At this point, I've lost any desire to talk to this jackleg, when he shoves his arms towards me and points out a couple of scars on the inside of his elbows.

    Hillbilly: "In fact, my Ultra pulls SO HARD that one time when I punched it from a dead stop, it ripped my biceps. SEE? I had to have them surgically reattached."

    While I'm sitting there on the ground trying to figure out how to inflict maximum damage (Torque wrench to the skull, or frisbee an R&D trim tab at his face), he finally walks away.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fullboogie View Post
    Hillbilly: "In fact, my Ultra pulls SO HARD that one time when I punched it from a dead stop, it ripped my biceps. SEE? I had to have them surgically reattached."

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    seems like everytime i'm gassing up my ski i run in to some jethro whose friend has a 80 mph 3 seater!

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    You should have just told Man thats to bad you should have let go of the thing when they pulled it out onto the Highway.

    Thats a funny story man im sitting in the office and just visualize the whole thing. Strange shit happens at the Boat ramp.
    Last edited by injected2stroke; 07-23-2007 at 09:40 AM.

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    Pink slip him.... that will shut him up. Tell him you can do a rolling start to save his biceps.

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    Smitty, I thought about that. But (surprise!) he was riding a POS 1996 Sea Doo with half the stickers peeling off.

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    Some people, my lord, I just don't understand them!! I think I saw that guy on that Seadoo yesterday. I think I would of had to have said STFU!!!

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    You can find similar people on youtube. I've hosted some speed videos from this site on there and the comments I get are just unreal.

    These are quotes on a youtube video of my old gtx/sc, stock.

    I Have a 2006 155hp Wake edition Seadoo that will go 80 not full throttle i haven't tried it fully yet but eager to (NO modifications to the engine)
    man water is perfect right there...i have a kawasaki tahts a 900 and it is soo hard to ride(fast) when its really wavy, but in water like that i can hit 65mph in about 3 sec...nice seadoo!!!
    i havethe same model and i took the governor off. 70 for me man.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLVE3QeQ-WU

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    You killing me

    Man I am still laughing about this post that had to be one of the funniest stories I have heard in while.

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    Brandon (97GPSLEEPER) yelled at me for not killing the guy and feeding him to the gators. I really should have.

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