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    Best ramp idot story

    So we were at the lake loading up and me and my buddy are talking on the ramp while the skis are getting loaded. This guy is loading up his boat next to us, he is drunk as hell. Well his buddy gets the boat on the trailer, he then attaches the wench and looks like he is getting it tight and locked to pull out. His tow rig is a big duele diesel. He gets in it and sorta guns it a little to pull out. Next thing you now you see that damn handle start to spin and you hear, click click click click click click click click click click........ The slack runs out on the wench, the boat is wayyyy off the trailer, and it starts to drag his boat into the ramp lol. It got a little ways onto the ramp when the strap broke.

    Poor guy lol.


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    He meant to do that - blueprinting Pistonwash style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franko View Post
    He meant to do that - blueprinting Pistonwash style

    HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA WAIT TIL HE SEES THIS!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franko View Post
    He meant to do that - blueprinting Pistonwash style
    Bwaaaahaaahaaaa! Mikey is never going to live that down.

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    Nando did go .5 faster after the pistonwash drop.

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    I hate when that happens!!

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    Thats a good one. Last year I watched a guy break something on the ramp pulling out his boat and sprayed MAJOR oil all over the ramp from his truck. It was getting late and a storm was coming in. You would not believe all the cussing, yelling, slipping, sliding, falling, trucks being pulled into the water, and just plain drunk asses on that ramp after that.
    I could'nt leave because I was affaid of what I would miss next. Me and a friend sat there for over an hour laughoing our asses off at some of the shit they were saying and doing!

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    Just had a customer come in my office talking about his jet ski. It's a 2001 kawasaki 3 seater. he couldn't even remember what model it was BUT he knows for a fact it goes 82 mph! Since he is a customer of mine, i couldn't even tell him he is either full of shiot or completely ignorant!
    I will make it a priority to meet him on the lake for a friendly ride and let him borrow my de-liar, (GPS) RIGHT AFTER I SPANK HIS ASS!

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