04-06-2006, 01:11 PM #1
I feel sorry for people trying to learn the engligh language.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
This was a good time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I read it once and will read it agen
I learned much from this learned treatise.
I was content to note the content of the message.
The Blessed Virgin blessed her. Blessed her richly.
It's a bit wicked to over-trim a short wicked candle.
If he will absent himself we mark him absent.
I incline toward bypassing the incline.
04-06-2006, 01:16 PM #2
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04-06-2006, 04:13 PM #3
04-07-2006, 02:08 AM #4
Well, I started to learn english when I was 4.
04-07-2006, 06:31 AM #5
I ain`t be sweatin` dat. I bees takin` my wip down to da bling bling shop and gettin` some new skins slapped down and dem` pipes on to be makin my wip be hittin`. Sheee,,,,,,,,,see wat I sayin?
English?,,,when is that last time you heard that? Can`t speak that in public anymore, if you do you may get sued. Its a violation of civil rights to force your views on anyone! Didn`t you know that? By the way, its only a violation if a white man does it.
04-07-2006, 08:35 AM #6
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sssssitt man ...PR...
04-07-2006, 09:19 AM #7
Hoss, yer killin me ... good one! No kidding ...
"Da man always be messin wid me, a brothah can't get no break, nowhutIamsayin?? I ain't gwina be axin you evah agin no mo you mofo ..."
Whatever ... last time I checked we spoke English here, not Spanish, Spanglish, Jive, Ghettospeak or Asian. Yup, EVERYTHING a white English speaking man does now is bad, wrong or racist ... my brother is a (white) cop and what he sees and hears is just plain insane. The stories are just unbelievable ...
Hoss, I'm glad you're back! :P
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