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    Amber Alert!

    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
    was really angry.
    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.
    AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!

    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his
    wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there

    was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

    and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.


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    HA! Funny shit!

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    Now that's funny right there....I don't care who ya are thats funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIAMI 1300 View Post
    Now that's funny right there....I don't care who ya are thats funny!!
    Just like Larry the cable guy says it!!! ain't that the truth...

    that was a good one

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