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    Nut chatter

    Guys, I have experienced a phenomenon that I believe is exclusive to owning a 75+ GPR and only happens in superman.

    If you wear nothing underneath your board shorts and there is just the right amount of space between your shorts and your waist you will experience this. You guys may think I am full of chit, but I really did experience this today. In my case the fix was making sure the inside of my knees touched.
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    Watch out for squirrels then

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    Sounds like you need a bigger twig to guard the berries from the wind

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    One of those big bass might give it a go as well.........

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    at 80 plus you will experience another phenomenon, it's called spincter tightening your a$$ will pucker up so tight you won't chit for a week

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    i have a diffrent problem, my problem is a little more painfull,when i superman in the summer months they drag in the water and get battered from jet blast out rear of ski,
    wfo and duke both helped me gain 2+ mph from there home made ball retainer for this problem, it keeps them high, and less drag = more speed,
    besides they were going black & blue when testing with less than half tank

    p.s got pics but mods wont like me posting them..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZMANN View Post
    Sounds like you need a bigger twig to guard the berries from the wind
    That was a good one.

    Bill, my spincter is not in a relaxed state at sub 80 speeds.

    Hydro, I thought TheDome was having the same problem as you with the extra sackage dragging the water in his quest for 80.

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    that's why I carry tape. Neatly fold everything up and secure it to my ankle.

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    I would say that's impossible, Brandon, since your wife keeps your balls in her back pocket.

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