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    Hey Woody...............

    I hear you do a little farming;

    A stranger comes upon a farm in a deep rural pocket of America:

    Stranger: Hi there!
    Farmer: uh huh

    Stranger: Say is that your dog there?
    Farmer uh huh
    Stranger: Can I talk to him?
    Farmer: The dog doesn't talk.
    Stranger: Hiya dog. How are ya?
    Dog: I'm fine thanks.
    Stranger: Is your master good to you?
    Dog: Why sure he is. He feeds me well and let's me have the run of the place, he's the best!
    Farmer: [Stares at the dog with amazed look]

    Stranger: So tell me sir, is that your horse over there?
    Farmer: uh huh
    Stranger: Can I talk to him?
    Farmer: The horse don't talk.
    Stranger: Hi Mr. horse, and how are you today?
    Horse: Why I'm just great and thank you for asking.
    Stranger: Is your master here good to you?
    Horse: Why I'd say he's been a great master. I've always got fresh hay and oats, and he keeps a beautiful pasture for me.
    Farmer: [Stares at the horse with an even more amazed look]

    Stranger: So tell me now, is that your sheep over there?
    Famer: The sheep lies.


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    And here's a little tip for ya buddy;

    Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    A. Sheep can hear a zipper at fifty meters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VOODOO View Post
    And here's a little tip for ya buddy;

    Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    A. Sheep can hear a zipper at fifty meters.

    quadzilla is scottish i wondered why he is always wearing kilts

    i suppose the wellington boots he wears are for putting the sheeps back legs in once he has crept up on them..

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...??????

    Well Well Well...?????

    Ok..

    VOODOO

    And here's a little tip for ya buddy;

    Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    A. Sheep can hear a zipper at fifty meters.Yesterday 07:46 PM
    AND...

    Hydrotherapy

    quadzilla is scottish i wondered why he is always wearing kilts

    i suppose the wellington boots he wears are for putting the sheeps back legs in once he has crept up on them..
    So Its like that is it..????

    Look Out Mo-fo's

    Gerry

    ps.. How did you know about the wellies then..?????
    also that was a good gag...

    Anyway thats why you Yankee Doodle's invented the button fly in the first place..
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