Thread: So here goes
11-11-2007, 09:25 AM #1
So here goes
I'm sorry, but I have to tell this story to you guys on this board. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think its just too good.
To set it up, the wife and I are "trying" to have a 2nd kid.
We went to bed last night, about 11:30. After a quiet night of tv and a few captains w/coke, my eyes are closed, on my way to lala land. And i get a "honey, whatchya doin?"
"UH, sleepin" I responded.
"You know after tomorrow, we lose our window" she says.
Jokingly I say "well I guess we''ll have a lot of fun tomorrow".
Now, keep in mind, I've been with this woman for over 7 years, and in that time, I have never, ever, and I mean never, turned sex down.....ever.
So she's says please, and out of nowhere I blurt, "only if you let me get a turbo for the new ski". What can i say, I was checking the board all day yesterday, and with the Hulks story, I prolly would have been dreamin about ski and turbos that night anyway.
She looks at me says, "We'll OK, if you really want a turbo."
From there, I'll leave it to you guys to figure out what happened, but I can honestly say I successfully negotiated a turbo for sex. I didn't think it was possible guys, but it happened. Maybe this makes me a manwhore or someone who hit the lottery. Oh well. IM GETTIN TURBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And just to make sure it was true this morning we talked about the guidelines to the purchase. Its amazing what a woman will do for another kid!!!
Now I just hope they make it to fit 08s. ( Please, please, god.....)
11-11-2007, 09:52 AM #2
Damn, u are the new hero to all married or tied down men here! My wife is 8+ months pregnant......but for a turbo.....well....WHO'S YA DADDY AND HOW YA WANT IT? Man, if only we all had that option. I'll bet this exercise in manhood never felt so good, but be careful, the fastest ski in the world might come w/ 20 kids
11-11-2007, 10:16 AM #3
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That's not how it works! At my house it'd be more like, "Honey, wanna have sex? We haven't in weeks." She'd be like, "I'm not in the mood." Then I'm thinking, "Whatever..." and go and order the turbo kit. Might tell her about it before it shows up.
Just kidding, but you must admit you're lucky!
11-11-2007, 10:20 AM #4
So that is the grunting I heard last night near East Rock??? Are you going to name the kid ctturbo???? Congrats on the Turbo and good luck with Junior!! I here you get 20% off if the turbo is conceived...
11-11-2007, 12:19 PM #5
11-11-2007, 01:48 PM #6
You lucky dog i will try this for the rxt-x, but something tells me it will not work, she'll get what she wants and i'll get nothing
11-11-2007, 04:15 PM #7
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11-11-2007, 06:43 PM #10
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you are such a whore...
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